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What Boy’s need for a Girl?

4 Comments November 5, 2009 – 10:17 am | Permalink |  Print This Post |

“What exactly should I say to her”, said my friend during a friend’s dinner. “There should be some words on how to approach a girl”, he added.

Actually, and obviously, at a dinner all of us were discussing our most favourite topic, GIRLS. Well, we after the dinner when all of us went back to our home, I decided to hunt down the mystery as what and how should Boys approaches a girl. What i found out, though wasn’t that serious or authentic but it was a real fun. Here are some infamous sentences that we(boys) mostly used.

1. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

2. Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

3. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

4. Hey, how?s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

5.”Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?”

6. Are you dead or alive? “Why” Because my religion says only the dead can be angels.

7. If you were a pill I’d overdose.

8. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none

9. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction

10. I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too.

Well, those were the funny top ten but neither the website nor me is taking any responsibility as to what happen next? :-p